MUST SEE LINKS!
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Yes, Paul has to be first. The fact of the matter is I wouldn't have a site if it wasn't for him and his endless patience. Plus, he's taken every picture of me you've seen on the site. So, he gets top billing. If for no other reason, check out his journal. It's friggin' hysterical. On the other hand, he spends WAY too much time hanging out with hot models, so I hate him.
If you can't get enough of my rambling, be sure to check this out. Chris White and the Top Five crew (which I am proud to call myself a member of) have been making people laugh and distracting you from your work for 10 years now. Some of the funniest stuff on the web.
This is where I popped my Internet-humour cherry. It's an online news parody site, and for a couple of years, writing stuff for it consumed my every waking moment. We're re-modelling it right now, but I guarantee you can spend a week or two laughing your ass off going through the archives.
I'd be nothing without these guys. Among other things, they've always fostered my desire to humiliate myself on-stage doing my character comedy. The sweetest guys in the comedy biz. You should check them out, if for no other reason than to see their play "Mikayla" (on the site)...one of the most brilliantly bizarre things you'll ever see. Oh, and you can also see the guys from GWAR pummel them, which is nice.
Just Linda? Just SEXY. This girl makes me weak in the knees...and it's not just because I drank with her during a photo shoot. Homina homina homina...
Brad Simanek is the MASTER of the Rumination, or Musing, or whatever you want to call it. His mind quite frankly scares the hell out of me. Here's are a couple of examples of what the gerbil on his cranial wheel pumps out:
I'm going to paint the word "doozy" on all of my steps. I'd hate for one to be perceived as superior to the others.
I'm opening a bank that will charge customers five bucks each time they withdraw money. However, in the interest of fairness, I'm warning them with a big, multicolored sign proclaiming, "NOT FREE ATM." I just hope they can see the "T" and "R" though, because the shade of white I chose for those letters pretty closely matches the background color.
Bizarre? Yes. Funny? Most definitely. Check him out!
I don't know Larisa. I've never met Larisa. All I know is that she's a friend of Buceta's and that she's SMOKING hot. Therefore, she gets a link.
Liz Hubbard...hot, sexy, funny...what more could a guy ask for? If she brought me beer and cooked for me, I'd have proposed already.
Other than being a funny-as-hell guy, Danny also writes an awesome column called "Movies That Suck". Definitely worth checking out.
Ashifa is responsible for those kick-ass banners you see at the top of the page. She is incredible. She's cute, too!
All I knew about Seanbaby is that he wrote a hysterical column in Electronic Gaming Monthly. Then, by accident, I stumbled across his "Super Friends" page. This is one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life. I laughed so hard that my ability to hold water was compromised. He doesn't know I'm linking to him. He'll probably kick my ass.