JOURNAL
random thoughts from an unarmed idiot.
December 21 , 2004 - He Cleans Up Pretty Well, Doesn't He?
December 16 , 2004 - Get OUT!!!
December 14 , 2004 - CONTEST! The Saddest Music In The World
December 13 , 2004 - Shape Of...A Fat, Prematurely Greying Critic!
December 01 , 2004 - Fuck The Independent Spirit Awards
December 01 , 2004 - It Sounds Dirty, But It Isn't
November 24, 2004 - Movie-going assholes
November 11, 2004 - Just Drop It, Already
November 07, 2004 - In All Fairness...
November 07 , 2004 - Freudian Slip
October 29, 2004 - The Self-Employed Critic
October 27, 2004 - The Unemployed Critic
October 26, 2004 - More Proof That You Don't Need Math To Succeed
October 19 , 2004 - The Artist Currently Known As Naked
October 17 , 2004 - I'm baaaack!
October 09 , 2004 - Update (originally sent to mailing list subscribers only)
September 18 , 2004 - Me And My Big…Uh, Fingers
September 15 , 2004 - Sorry It's Been A While Since I Rapped At Ya…
August 24, 2004 - X-Box...2002-2004...RIP
August 24, 2004 - I Want To Be A Zombie
August 22, 2004 - I'm An Old, Old Man...
August 15 , 2004 - If The Shoe Fits...
August 14, 2004 - Actual Spam.
August 08 , 2004 - The Idiots and the Lost Wallet.
August 07 , 2004 - Back In The Day...
August 06 , 2004 - One Of The World's Mysteries...Revealed!
August 05 , 2004 - Happy Anniversary To Me
August 03 , 2004 - I'm A Regular Fashion Plate
August 02, 2004 - Wagon? What Wagon?
July 28, 2004 - I'm Not A Stripper, I'm A Critic!
July 23, 2004 - So Far, So Good
July 16, 2004 - No Easy Way To Say This (Self-Indulgence Warning!)
July 14, 2004 - My Love's In Jeopardy
July 13, 2004 - Who Do I Have To Sleep With?
July 10, 2004 - Sorry I Keep Missing You...
July 04, 2004 - Respect Mah Authoritah!!!!
July 03, 2004 - How About A Nice, Hot Cup Of Go Fuck Yourself?
June 18, 2004 - I Left My Heart In...
June 12 , 2004 - Buyer's Remorse
June 11 , 2004 - Does Anyone Want Some Rice-A-Roni?
June 06 , 2004 - Is This Thing On?
June 05, 2004 - You Asked For It, Pal
June 04 , 2004 - Why Didn't I Think Of This BEFORE???
May 30, 2004 - Lost In Translation
May 29, 2004 - An Unfortunate Choice Of Words
May 17, 2004 - A Kid With A New Toy
May 15, 2004 - Happy Birthday to meeee...
May 13, 2004 - Live, from New York...
May 07, 2004 - Won't You Be My Neighbor?
May 06, 2004 - Wacky Neighbors
May 05, 2004 - Medical update, and Unfortunate Product Names
April 27, 2004 - My Wonderful Doctor
April 27, 2004 - Great Moments, Volume 1
April 25, 2004 - Still A Mystery
April 24, 2004 - The Kindness of Strangers
April 19, 2004 - Great Moments In Blonde Logic, Part 1
April 18, 2004 - Oh those poor twins...
April 14, 2004 - The Naked Critic: Live and Unhinged
April 03, 2004 - Today the Internet, tomorrow the world!!
March 26, 2004 - Great Moments in Naked Stupidity, Volume 1
March 21, 2004 - How NOT to impress your significant other's friend
March 19, 2004 - Fun With Copyrighted Images
March 14, 2004 - Twins are hot...usually.
March 03, 2004 - Sometimes, They're Just Asking For It...