October 15, 2005

At Least He "Sticks" To His Job...

I'm kind of backlogged with journal entries here. I've written a bunch, but I haven't posted them...because I'm a lazy, lazy man.

Oh, did I say lazy? I meant BUSY. I'm a busy, busy man. My life is hectic, my job is unrewarding and takes too much out of me, yadda yadda yadda.

But at least I'm not THIS guy:

Yes, that's right. The other day I ran across this poor bastard on Bloor St. I mean, dressing up as a mascot is humiliating enough, but THIS poor schmo was forced to dress up as A GIANT PAD OF POST-IT NOTES.

On the plus side, I'm sure he gets all the post-its he can use, at a reasonable discount. I've been known to go through a lot of the little adhesive suckers in my day. Of course, if this was MY job, my bulletin board would probably look a little something like this:

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