October 14, 2005

Game...Set...Match

Tonight Morn and I were relaxing in the Love Palace, watching some TV. The show in question was Crossing Jordan, co-starring Jerry O'Connell.

As I always do, I expressed disbelief that this guy - who, let's face it, is a good looking guy - was the fat kid from Stand By Me. What astonishes me even more is that he goes home every night and bangs the living daylights out of Rebecca Romijn, but that's another issue altogether.

At this point, Morn reminds me what a huge crush she's had on Jerry O'Connell for years, going back to his Sliders days.

ME: I know. You made me watch it...EVERY WEEK. And you kept telling me OVER and OVER again how hot he grew up to be.

MORN: Oh please.

ME: What?

MORN: If there was a regular TV show with Elisha Cuthbert on it every single week, your LIFE would revolve around it, so don't even GO there.

Pause

ME: Uhhh...you ARE aware of the fact that 24 has been on for years, right? And yet, I've never seen a single episode.

Pause

MORN: Shut up.

Normally, I wouldn't post something like this. But I don't outwit her very often. So, as a result, I'm milking this for all it's worth, thank you very much.

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