January 09 , 2005

As Long As They Get Your Name Right…

It's official. I've finally been quoted.

I've secretly always wanted to see one of my quotes on a movie poster or DVD case or something, but for some reason, the studios haven't exactly come beating down my door. I guess they don't need my help when they've got Rex Reed and Peter Travers constantly rimming them.

So the good news is that I've been quoted. The bad news is that it wasn't one of my reviews that was quoted. In fact, it was part of a personal conversation with my friend Jerky. We were chatting about music, or more to the point, female musicians. And I MAY have mentioned my fascination with Evanescence singer Amy Lee. And, since Jerky tends to bring out the pig in me, I MAY have made a crude comment. But whatever, I figured it was forgotten.

Until last week, when I made Jerky's "Quotes Of The Day" on his site. I'm just reading away, and all of a sudden, there it is:

"I won't be truly happy until I'm able to anally purge the God from Amy Lee with my penis."

- The Naked Critic has designs on the photogenic frontwoman for "Christian" goth-rockers Evanescence, among other things.

Fucker. You know, I'm half tempted to quote HIM on the story he told me about him, a goat, a bottle of gin, and a tub full of custard. But I'm gonna take the high road…this time.

By the way, you should check out Jerky's page, The Daily Dirt…it's a fun read, especially if you're the angry political type. WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK. I MEAN IT. THERE ARE VERY NAUGHTY PICTURES EVERYWHERE THAT WILL GET YOU FIRED.

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