December 01 , 2004

It Sounds Dirty, But It Isn't…

I just had an interesting conversation over in the Red Vs. Blue forums.

By the way, if you're not familiar with it, Red Vs. Blue is one of the best things on the web. Basically, they've created an animated series using the game Halo. They network a bunch of Xboxes together, one guy acts as the "camera", and then they "act" out the scenes. It's hysterically funny stuff.

Anyway, on their forums, there was a thread asking what movie title SOUNDS like it should be the title of an adult movie, but isn't?

And sure, there were some good suggestions. The obvious, like "Snatch" and "Pecker". Then there is the inventive, like the guy who suggested "Roger & Me" (Rogerin' me).

But nobody, NOT ONE PERSON, suggested the best one ever.

"Unlawful Entry"

Not only does it SOUND like a porn movie, but it sounds like one that I'd like to watch.

Then again, I'm a filthy pervert.

So the question is, what title would get YOUR vote? Answer in the talkback.

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