October 26, 2004

More Proof That You Don't Need Math To Succeed

I work with someone at Day Job…let's call this person Lee.

Lee is a very nice. But today, I had a conversation that…well, see for yourself.

I was supposed to provide this person with a list of six American cities for reasons to boring to get into here. Lee came up to me as I was eating lunch.

LEE: You know that list had SEVEN cities on it, right?
NAKED: You're kidding.
LEE: Nope…seven…so do we need six, or seven?
NAKED: Well, six…but wait…I'm SURE it was six.
LEE: No, Naked, it was SEVEN.
NAKED: (genuinely confused) Wait, hold on…I gave you Los Angeles, Denver, Houston, Chicago, Miami…and New York.
LEE: (voice dripping with sarcasm) That's right. THAT'S SEVEN!

Blink.

Blink blink.

NAKED: That's six.
LEE: NO! It's…ugh! (storms off)

I haven't the words. But I AM considering putting this picture as Lee's computer wallpaper tomorrow.

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