September 19 , 2004

Me And My Big…Uh, Fingers

It's official, folks. I can't stop speaking without thinking first. I'm always going for the laugh, and never thinking, "Hey…this could really offend people!"

Case in point, I was having an IM with the beautiful and funny SoBe, a friend of mine. I hadn't spoken to her for a while. And we both contribute to the Top Five list (www.topfive.com) so we were brainstorming ideas.

And, for some reason, I was ON today. I was doing REALLY well. Lots of funny coming out of me. But then I opened my big yap…well, on my keyboard anyway.

I'll let the transcript speak for itself:

thenakedcritic: <insert 5th really funny topfive entry in a row here>
SoBe: nice...
thenakedcritic: you're like a muse
SoBe: oh stop.... [which means don't stop]
thenakedcritic: See, I KNEW that was what that meant! Take THAT, Mr. Prosecuting Attorney!
thenakedcritic: Hello?
thenakedcritic: You there?
SoBe: you disgust me.

SoBe has gone offline

The worst part? I didn't even get a chance to point out that SoBe rhymes with Kobe.

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