August 14, 2004

Actual Spam.

I guess I can get as much spam as the next guy…but these guys aren't even trying any more.

An example…here's the ACTUAL COPY of a spam e-mail I got this week. I swear, I haven't altered this in any way, shape, or form.

Good Day,

Oradder from Calanada and sabeve moloney

*p**We are running holot spekocials*ol**
Metods stalerts at only $g3p9-$69

- Mexeridleia, Xaponax, Cshipbalish, and so mulch mocore
- Melods are 70b% lesose than regopular pricoce
- No docteror visits or hassles
- Qupoick diposcrezet delivemory to your front dolror

Depolivlyery any-wheire inas thes worield

Easy? You belt it is.

Well shit…if they "belt" it is…I'm THERE! I just wonder where this mystical "Calanada" is that they speak of.

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