August 03, 2004

I'm A Regular Fashion Plate.

Okay, help me out here.

Look, I'm not the most fashionable guy in the world…I KNOW this.

But the other night, me and Morn went out, and she had, well, issues with what I was wearing.

Let me point out that it was the hottest day of the year, and I was wearing the lightest, most comfortable shirt that I own. I was also wearing shorts, which is something my pasty-white legs will prove is something I rarely do.

Well, APPARENTLY, Ms. Queer-Eye-For-The-Straight-Guy is CONVINCED that my chosen shirt-shorts combo don't go with each other. Conversely, I'm convinced that she's out of her friggin' mind.

You be the judge.

Tell me this doesn't look good. I dare you.

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