July 10, 2004

Sorry I Keep Missing You

So, a lot of you have been emailing me to say that I'm not doing as many reviews as I used to. Well, there's a reason for that.

A friend of mine sent me the following picture a few weeks ago. It's official...I haven't been able to go out in public since seeing it. I can't eat, I can't sleep...I'm consumed with the image.

The image is below (and, while not "dirty" per se, it may not be safe for work...it's "pseudo-nudity")

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In the grand scheme of things, it's not that bad. But it is sexy, and a little sensual, so you might want to be careful, depending on where you work.

See, I care about you. I don't want to cost you your job.

By the way, that concern is worth a buck or 2, isn't it?

Here it is.

Ok guys...drool with me here a moment.

Look, I'm not a pig. Really, I'm not. But if you show me a picture of Elisha Cuthbert in a see-through top, with no bra....fuck. I'm only human, folks.

I've been weak in the knees ever since I saw this.

I even know enough to know that it is probably a fake. Hell, look at the shadow under her chin! (I really have been looking too closely, haven't I?)

So, the picture's probably a fake. I just don't care.

And now I have to go again.

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