July 04, 2004

Respect Mah Authoritah!!!!

My good friend miss x was kind enough to make something for me and send it to me. I've decided to share it with y'all here. This is The Naked Critic as a South Park character.

Yeah, yeah, very funny, I know. But I have issues with it. I don't actually look like this. For starters, she's left out my enormous penis.

But seriously…here…take a look at this picture that Morn took of me this morning.

As you can see, I look NOTHING like the South Park picture. I drink beer out of CANS, I'm TALLER, I'm about 5 pounds LIGHTER, and my cigarette dangles on the OTHER side of my mouth.

And hey...the South Park Naked's beard is a LITTLE too grey.

Not that I don't appreciate it…I do.

It's a truly awesome picture. Thanks, miss x.

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