GIVE ME A DOLLAR

Here I am. The Naked Critic. Hard at work on my site.

"Wow," you think. "Not only is he handsome, but he works hard as well."

Yes. Yes I do. And that is why I am asking you, my friends, to give me a dollar.

Why?

Answer one: I make two things off this site. Jack and Squat.

Answer two: I already work between 50-60 hours a week at Day Job. Add this to the fact that I know nothing about web design, and you can see the pickle I'm in.

And besides, I've always admired Karyn Bosnak from savekaryn.com. She got rid of 20 Grand in credit card debt just by cyber-begging.

Of course, I'm not begging. I like to think that I provide value here. Not for nothing, but I like to think that the reason you keep coming back is because you like the reviews, and that you're entertained. Then again, I also like to think that Elisha Cuthbert is my biggest fan, so what do I know?

I don't consider myself a cyber-BEGGAR, but a cyber-BUSKER. It's here for everyone to enjoy, for free. And, if you want to throw a buck my way...well hell, I'm not going to turn it down.

Let's be frank...if you throw ANY money at me, I won't turn it down.

You've seen the ads I've been sprinkling about the site.They could potentially make me a few bucks.

But you can also send me a dollar through PayPal. It's quick, it's easy, and it's painless. Plus, it's technically cheaper for you.

Coming soon, I'm going to have new and exciting reasons to give me a dollar. But for now, why not just throw one my way. It's the cheapest comedy you'll find!

Plus, the more dollars I get, the more time I can devote to the movie reviews that will rock your little world!

Seriously...thanks for your support.