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SO...WHAT THE HECK IS THIS PLACE?
Glad you asked, Junior. I'm The Naked Critic, and as you can see, I'm a real straight shooter. Yee-haw!
Okay, I promise never to "Yee-haw" again.
Do you like movies? Sure you do, unless you're Amish or something. And if you are, the Elders are gonna be pretty pissed that you've been noodling around on the Internet.
Here, you're going to find the best movie reviews on the web. They're funny, they're entertaining, but most of all, they're ACCURATE. If I tell you something sucks, then you can rest assured that it does indeed suck.
And, to answer your obvious question, I'm not naked, nor am I getting naked. It's just a name. Sheesh.